@AlphaCove
MemecoinBakery.com
Abstract. Memecoins started as a joke, a wild experiment in internet culture and community-driven creativity, but somewhere along the way, the fun got buried under scams, bad actors, and overcomplicated nonsense. Memecoin Bakery is here to bring back the original spirit of memecoins—not as financial assets, but as cultural phenomena fueled by memes, chaos, and good times. Our goal is simple: to create and distribute meme-worthy tokens in a way that keeps things fair, transparent, and true to the communities that rally around them. No promises, no guarantees—just blockchain-powered fun, baked fresh. If that sounds like your kind of thing, click ‘Join Us’ and help us whip up something legendary.
1.Introduction
My fellow Degenerates, the memecoin market is a mess.
You know how it works. Virtually every token launched these days is gobbled up by whales. Insiders or not, a handful of "lucky" wallets always manage to scoop up 95% of the supply. And by the time the bonding curve has a chance to breathe, they're dumping on you before that coffee you spilled aping into it has a chance to work its magic.
Remember that kid who scammed early $QUANT adopters for 20 "bandos" via livestream? He created a blueprint for every little shit with an internet connection to follow. Try a search for “how to rug pull” on YouTube if you’re in the mood to relive 7th grade.
This isn’t just frustrating—it’s infuriating. And the worst part? We’re celebrating it. Getting rugged has become a meme in itself. People laugh it off, double down on the same old scams, and keep HODLing for a miracle.
This isn't how memecoins are born.
Instead of crossing our fingers hoping the next obvious scam isn't an obvious scam, we’re bringing memecoins back to the future—the right way—by making them free and fair.
No presales, no roadmaps hopped-up on hopium—just memes, community, and blockchain-powered fun.
That's all it takes. Seriously.
Unicorn Donut, Anyone?
2.It’s Time to Take Memecoins Seriously
Memecoins are supposed to be fun, chaotic, and ridiculous—but not this ridiculous.
At Memecoin Bakery, we’re done with the scams, the bundles, and the middle schoolers who somehow have better exit strategies than professional hedge fund managers.
We’re going to do something different.
Every coin we launch will be rooted in 3 core principles:
No overcomplicated tokenomics. No Ponzi-schemes disguised as communities. No promises or lofty roadmaps that never materialize.
No Bullshit. Period.
While it's possible to make a Strudel by yourself... It's way more fun with the right team.
3.The Future of Memecoins is in Your Hands
Memecoins aren’t just internet jokes—they’re culture, community, and the closest thing crypto has to a truly decentralized movement.
Great memecoins aren’t engineered in corporate boardrooms or hyped up by soulless marketing teams. Just look at what happened with $TRUMP—even the greatest businessman in the world can’t just poke one out and expect the internet to salute.
The best memecoins aren’t built—they escape. They spread like wildfire, get remixed into oblivion, and somehow become bigger than anyone ever intended.
We’ve seen what happens when a real community takes hold of a memecoin and runs with it.
That’s not speculation—that’s history.
Dogecoin wasn't backed by institutional money or marketed by the whales that bought it all up in the first few hours of it's existence. It was an orgy of hilarity, insanity, and friendship which continues to thrive to this very day.
That’s why Memecoin Bakery was built—to put memecoins back in the hands of the people who truly deserve them.
Only the people can make memecoins great again.
Sorry $TRUMP, but you blew it.
Trust Me Buddy, We're All Pretty Disappointed
4.Who Am I?
Like many of you, I fell down the Bitcoin rabbit hole years ago. It was 2011, and a Reddit post from the Anonymous collective was asking for donations in this strange new internet currency. Three sleepless days later, I had devoured Satoshi’s whitepaper, maxed out my electricity bill with a home mining rig, and fallen headfirst into the world of decentralized finance. Cryptographically signed proof here.
Bitcoin wasn’t just money—it was an idea. It was about freedom, decentralization, and the belief that people—not institutions—should control their own financial future.
Anyone who’s been following @AlphaCove on Twitter knows I’m from Toronto, Canada. And if you’ve been paying attention to the news lately, you might’ve heard about Dean Skurka—the CEO of WonderFi who was kidnapped and ransomed for $1 million in crypto on November 6th, 2024. Full story here.
The truth is, it’s just not smart to doxx yourself in the crypto world.
When I’m not building memecoins, I’m busy protecting wallets and getting added to crazy people’s kill lists for calling out their pump-and-dump scams.
Even if I did doxx myself, how much does that really mean in 2025? Identity theft is rampant. I could buy a fake ID on the dark web right now and claim to be Justin Trudeau, complete with government-issued proof.
So no, I’m not dropping my home address. But if you want to talk memecoins, culture, or the future of decentralized internet movements, you know where to find me.
Canada's Fearless Leader /s
5.So How Does This All Work Exactly?
Alright, enough with the philosophy lessons—what’s the actual process? How do these memecoins get distributed, and how do you get involved?
It’s pretty simple!
To get involved, you just need an email address and an 𝕏 account. That’s it.
If you're on mobile... you'll have to click the "Share" icon in the bottom right hand corner of your tweet, and then the "Copy Link" button to get your tweet's URL.
Click "Share" icon:
Click "Copy Link" button:
If you're on desktop, simply copy the URL from your brower's address bar:
You verify your email by clicking the link we send you, and then we'll verify your tweet manually.
That's it!
The Tweet just proves you're probably a real person. It's easy to create thousands of email addresses, and not so easy for Twitter accounts.
We won’t be launching new memecoins every day. We won't be launching them every month, even. That would dilute the magic.
When a new memecoin is ready, we'll send you an email.
After that, it’s all on you boo boo—spread the memes 🥳 spread the tokens 🤑 share the love ❤️
If you get it, you get it.
Still confused? I think CNBC’s still rambling about stocks on cable...
True believers in meme culture pay it forward by redistributing tokens to those who deserve them.
The tokens might be worthless, but the fun you'll have along the way will be worth its weight in gold.
Memecoins are about the journey, not the destination. There’s no 'roadmap to success' here—only memes, chaos, and community.
So buckle up, because we're going places.
Ramen, It's What's For Dinner
6.You Mean I Can't Buy It?
That’s right—there’s no presale, and no need to buy anything. Period.
Tokens are completely free—no presales, no buy-ins, just participation. Here’s how to get yours:
Memecoins aren’t about "getting in early" or "flipping for profits"—they’re about participating. If you’re here to engage with the meme and have fun, you’ll get your fair share.
Want more tokens? Make better memes. Or hammer on that faucet. That’s how we roll.
The memecoin's official website will have a submission form where you can drop links to memes you’ve created and posted on Twitter. Tokens will be distributed based on a special metric that weighs impressions, like counts, and a sprinkle of randomness—so the biggest accounts don’t always hog the rewards.
Just remember to put your Solana wallet in your bio—don’t make us hunt you down to throw free tokens at you!
The official website will also feature a daily faucet—just like Dogecoin had in its infancy. Anyone will be able to visit, click a button, and receive a random amount of free tokens once per day.
Memecoins thrive when the community comes alive. Memes spread through engagement. If one makes you laugh, don’t just sit there—repost it, smash that like button, and spread some love through the blockchain.
If the message is solid, the people will spread it. If a token’s worth holding, the community will prove it.
We don’t dictate the culture—we just make the dough. What happens after that is all up to you.
If community members decide to set up a liquidity pool, that’s entirely up to them. We might share updates if we see one with locked liquidity, but we don’t create or endorse any markets. Frankly, I don’t have the time, patience, or desire to deal with the SEC. Ain’t nobody got time for that. And setting one up myself would contradict the whole ‘no intrinsic value’ thing. So if trading happens, it’s because the community made it happen—not me.
Pumpkin Pie Chart
7.How is the Supply Handled?
Alright, let’s talk numbers. You’ve probably been wondering: “If this is all about fairness, how is the token supply actually being managed?”
So here’s the deal:
190 days might seem like a random number, but hear me out—NASA says you can get to Mars in 7 months (source), and seven Februaries stack up to exactly 196 days.
Close enough.
With @ElonMusk 👀 at the helm of @SpaceX and The Memecoin Miracle Department, we just might make it.
Think of it like this: The first 190 days are about survival. You’re either here to meme your way to the stars, or you’ll burn up on re-entry.
After that? It’s all in the hands of the community.
This Is How The Cookie Crumbles
8.My Lawyers Forced Me To Write This
Not literally... But let’s be real, they weren’t exactly thrilled about this project.
I’m on a balanced diet—I have a macaron in each hand.
9.Let's Fucking Go!
Now that we’ve got that out of the way, let’s get you suited up for launch! 🚀
Simply fill out the form below to the best of your abilities, verify your email address by clicking the link we send you, and wait for the call!
If you have any questions, contact @AlphaCove or @MemecoinBakery on 𝕏.
Much Love Fam
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